Me when I first started homestuck: How do I enter his name??? I can’t enter text???
Me now: I can… I can enter text?????? AT LAST. We have truly come full circle.

SON OF A BITCH, I only JUST NOW got this

Giant blank space? Time is stopped for as long as they want? Roxy training to use her powers better?

It’s Dragon Ball Z’s FUCKING Hyperbolic Time Chamber. And you know Andrew did it intentionally because of that reference to it Dave made earlier (pic above). FUCK.

This parallel only just occurred to me but I’m sure a lot of you thought of it first and are laughing your asses off right now.

EDIT: hextrudedcubes said:

also, with these past 2 updates, MSPA pages are, well, e%ceeding a certain number in quantity

Are you KIDDING me

He saved the hyperbolic time chamber for right when the comic went over p=009000, god FUCKING DAMMIT

UM.

dahniwitchoflight:

ROXY I UH.

WHAT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM

I REPEAT, GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM

(click on the empty space next to some of the buttons to find these)

beforuskarkat:

no i don’t think you all understand

john literally just fixed homestuck

by removing the debris from the game cartridge he’s removed the glitches and basically fixed homestuck itself

this is huge

bluh-bluh-huge-bubblegum-bitch:

PLEASE TELL ME BY ‘THIS’ THERE’S NO WAY JOHN CAN ACCIDENTALLY MEAN ‘EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ONCE THE GAME STARTED”

PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE NO REASON TO BE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW

peregrinemendicant:

calliope giggling over giant snake-looking objects which are the cherub equivalent to phallic imagery just made my day

latulasmells:

cute pet names to give your significant other:

charlesoberonn:

The Missing Page

solluxcap2r:

I can feel in my bones this phrase is going to fucking destroy us this one phrase will ruin every single one of Homestuck reader I don’t know how or why or when but it will come back in the worst possible way and kill us god have mercy

haibaleon:

Weenies According to Terezi:

Troll Boys:

John Egbert: