gooberjam:

gooberjam:

okay but totally the most important thing about this update is the fact that john mentioned dave twice and that means true love it’s real guys, you know it, i know it, everybody fucking knows it

they are probably gonna bang now

i’m so fucking desperate please send help

i was mistaken, it’s THREE times. he asked about dave first after jade.

it’s like they’re already doing it it’s so lewd

the-rogue-0f-light:

PETITION FOR EVERYONE TO DRAW JADE SURROUNDED BY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PLANTS.

SHE WAS TOO DEPRESSED TO ENJOY HER FAVOURITE HOBBY. FOR THREE YEARS THIS GIRL HASN’T BEEN TENDING TO PLANTS OR PLAYING HER BASS FOR THEM. THAT IS A CRIME.

THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE SURROUNDED BY FLOWERS IMMEDIATELY.