im just. im suffering. it didnt even occur to me that jade was alone on the ship. this is horrible i want to cancel this update and go back to everyone being dead because at least then jade had friends to be around

Selfish

stridipshit:

Your name
is John Egbert, and you know that this shouldn’t hurt as much as it does.

You are
known almost infamously for your ability to make friends, and perhaps even more
legendarily by how dearly you love and care for them. You’ve managed to make at
least one new friend every year, and you’ve kept the friends you’ve had since
middle school as close as ever to your heart all the while.

You love
them, you well and truly care for them with all of your being and sometimes,
out of nowhere, you can feel a strange tightening in your chest as you think
about how grateful you are to know them. They’re fantastic, and you can’t wait
to be their friend when they go off and do all of the incredible stuff you know
they are going to.

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meowrials:

a compilation

dreamerofderse:

IM SO FUCKING ALIVE

okay so consider the following

highgospel:

– at the end of the upd8 someone stopped the record on the record player
– the record needle dropped
– THE NEEDLE DROPPED
-theneedledrop is anthony fantano
-Cal Chuchesta = Cal
– Cal picked the needle back up
– Pitchfork confirmed for Alternia
– Jane has a pitchfork as a weapon
– Pitchfork dot com is red and so is jane
– Anthony Fantano and Andrew Hussie are the same people
– Andrew Hussie runs pitchfork and gave kanye west a 10