Accurate god tier class analysis

Knights: Hero complex to the moon and back.
Pages: Doofuses who don’t realise they’re doofuses.
Seer: Try telling them that they’re wrong. I dare you.
Prince: Walking disaster and arrogant as hell.
Maid: They’ll devote themselves to helping you in any way that they can. Until you get on their bad side. Then prepare to be bombarded with four tanks, an army of gnomes, a flower, and lots and lots of fire.
Heir: You kinda want to protect them. You don’t for the life of you know why.
Sylph: If you’re still alive, they’ve decided they like you. And you probably don’t even realise they have a vengeful side. It’s because they like you.
Mage: Highly skilled in avoiding people and pretending that’s not what they’re doing.
Witch: Are they fully sane? Probably not. Do you like them anyway? Pretty much.
Thief: Assholes with talent.
Rogue: Good at dealing with assholes with talent.
Bard: I don’t even know man. Let bards be bards and everyone else get the fuck away.