I’m usually cynical and bitter but I’m very happy about the Creatures partnering up with RT! Idk, Im just optimistic about future projects now. It’s pretty exciting stuff tbh
so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,
cons: we wont know about any new memes
pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through
cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:
*aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
personifying rocks, constnatly,
“my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
throw the stone, Maurice.
one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
mushrooms in places they dont belong
yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
Would the chicken be the leader or the violent loose cannon who wants to be the leader but grudgingly knows goat is better suited to the role
I live on a farm and can confirm-
Goat is leader, tactical genius with a shrewd and cunning intellect but the burden of command weighs heavily on him, he can escape any prison or restrains. He dreams of freeing his people from slavery.
Rooster’s hot-headed nature get him into trouble but his Flaming Spurs fighting-style can almost always get him back out and though he sometimes clashes with his teammates his hard-won friendship is unshakable
Highlander is just a simple country-girl blessed with immense strength calpable of sending a man flying with the lightest tap, the others must protect her from those who would take advantage of her naivety and innocence
Sheep is the Team Mom and voice of reason, you will never find a more loyal friend. she never hesitates to shield her loved ones from even the fiercest assault with her thick fleece and can draw on the power of her friends in times of great need
Llama is an enigma to even his fellow warriors and wields unusual and mysterious Forbidden Techniques
Crouching Llama, Gamma Rooster.
Could the llama be a lama?
“I live on a farm and can confirm” That tickled me
the new upd8 is wonderful and all but i was thinking
everyone involved in the fights around skaia can fly right
john rose dave jade dirk jane roxy and jake are all godtiers, hell even terezi has her jetpack
except for kanaya
kanaya we know why youre not grinning in anticipation youre about to fight the motherfucking batter witch who is floating 30 feet above you and you cant stay airborne if you tried
okay let me tell you youngins a story back in the days of 2014 homestuck fandom
so this was around july,2014, when 4chan decided “hey, lets troll homestuck and post gore/porn in the tag, bash their ships, bash their fantrolls, and draw the mayor dead”
4chan fucking lost their minds because they couldnt upset us no matter how hard they tried, and SO many 4chan members got pissed, so they raided ALL of tumblr instead, rather then just homestuck.
tldr: 4chan tried to troll homestuck fandom, homestuck fandom too weird, 4chan babies got pissed off and raided all of tumblr instead. this is still so fucking funny to me 2 years later
some of my favourite things of Let’s Play Minecraft since its been 200 episodes:
– Michael not knowing how to play Minecraft for the first 30 episodes, and finally figuring it out.
– Ryan’s many cat burglary attempts on Geoff’s Farming and Mercantile Shops.
– Geoff’s Farming And Mercantile Shops/ Geoff’s Surf and Mercantile Shop/ Geoff’s Farming and Mercantile Shop: Nether Location in general.
– “I need flint.” “Flynt Coal?”/ “I need some coal.” “Flynt Coal?”
– Ryan The “Animal” Guy. Edgar, Edgar II, Edgar III, Prince Oinkins.
– Baby Dray-gon.
– Ray, before he basically was so done with minecraft. Conrad the chicken, Percival the Ocelot, Pat the Head.
– Monopoly.
– Jack winning episode 100.
– The X-Ray and Vav theme song on a note block.
– Team Nice Dynamite, Team Love N Stuff, R&R Connection, Team Better Friends, Team OG, Team Gents, Team Lads, Plan G, Team Nice Dyna-Meat, Team Crazy Mad, Team Angry Fat.
– Princeton the sheep.
– Achievement City, even when it was broken and bare of minerals and animals.
– Plan G. Never forget.
– That time when they were spending some time cleaning up the Lake of Pimps only to be hit by a Tornado.
– Being a little sad watching Ray walk into Do Not Enter, but immediately laughing as they all started demolishing his house.
– LIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL J!!
– Gavin getting VERY uncomfortable with everyone calling Jeremy “Mr. J.”
– Where the fuck is Dark God Ryan?
I’m sure there’s more.
Edgar is the one in the hole.
FAISH
Team building exercise throwing potions at each other non stop
Gavin falling through the one hole on top of Geoff’s house.
Gamerpyrope 