A simple guide to SCP classes

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

koncreates:

Safe – It’ll still probably fuck you up, but not permanently.

Euclid – We have no idea wtf it is or what it exactly does, but it will probably hurt you.

Keter – It will ABSOLUTELY fuck you up and probably kill you.  We’d destroy it if we could, but can’t.

Safe: You can put it in a box and leave it alone and you’ll be fine.

Euclid: You can put it in a box and leave it alone, but you need to check up on the box erry day or the box might dissolve and then you need a new box.

Keter: It’s liable to eat the box, then eat you, then eat everyone you know so you need a really good special box.

Thaumiel: It’s a special box that you can put other things in. 

Apollyon: Boxes are pointless life is pointless we’re all dead sweet jesus have mercy.

staff:

Hey Tumblr, welcome to your better blocking system. So much better that we changed its name from “Ignore” to “Block.” A proper, muscular name. Solid as a block.

Someone acting like a tool? Go ahead, block them. Here’s what they won’t be able to do:

  • Follow you
  • Message you
  • Like your posts
  • Reblog your posts
  • Reply to your posts
  • See your posts in search results
  • See your blog in search results

As far as their dashboard is concerned, you don’t exist.