In celebration of hitting 1000 followers on our Tumblr, we thought we would take the time to introduce all of you to someone…

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the signs as obviously fake tumblr stories

homuratrash:

aries: Sherlock, Subtext, and My Ultra-Conservative Baby-Boomer Dad

taurus: the queer whisperer

gemini: “im going to try that on my husband”

cancer: So A Brony Tried Hitting On Me In A Coffee Shop Today

leo: “i just sent my honors teacher a pic of jonghyun shirtless by mistake!”

virgo: “so when’s our date”

libra: Down With Cis

scorpio: SEE ME

saggitarius: my friend had jury duty today

capricorn: “dude this is so gay”

aquarius: “damn i would tap that ass so bad”

pisces: SUCK MY ASS

E3 drinking game hardcore edition

squid-in-a-party-hat:

dunwall:

“innovative”

the protag is a white stubbly man

xbox tries to outmatch ps4

host tries to do an internet joke

xbox host mentions tv

~~scandinavian~~ swedish person talks about a game

sports

call of duty goes into explicit detail about a new feature

kojima

”everythings a weapon”

Deadly version:
-Take a shot every time you’re disappointed
-take a shot every time you cringe

insecureillustrator:

[fullview] Goddamnit Hussie! How am I supposed to get anything else done while you are haphazardly creating adorable animal hybrid sprites with nary a thought for the to-do list of your readers. How was I ever supposed to resist drawing Jasprose?

Top 5 Bioshock Infinite Characters?

camiyak:

camiyak:

skipping baguette child

skipping baguette child

skipping baguette child

skipping baguette child

skipping baguette child

when will it end. when will I rest.

bigenderfeliciano:

[vine: cockatiel holding a plastic cup in one claw, lifting it to its beak, and screaming into it]

(Source: http://bigenderfeliciano.tumblr.com/)

mervley:

[touches the ground] it’s close…. [sniffs air]

you can almost taste the CGI…. the technical difficulties….. [looks into the distance] they are almost here…. middle aged men in open jackets and graphic tees…. e3 is coming………

paperseverywhere:

ahhh the trifecta of cinnamon buns return again c:

I hadn’t realized today was the pansexual day of visibility so here I am being Pan and Visible in public!!

so much love in this tag, it’s super gr8

kaenith:

Happy pansexual/panromantic visibility day! 😀 I may not be pan myself, but I wanted to show support for my pan friends. I hope you all are having a great day!