3V3RYBODY’S D34D, JOHN.

Terezi, summarizing Homestuck. (via homestuck-arts)

[ Posting these again because a friend of mine said I should, and should leave them in the Roosterteethstuck tag. ]

[ Michael as the Heir of Rage, hoo how! ]

1st half of fandom: nooo please john cannot die not my baby, my child, my life force…. Hussie nooo u mon ste r
Other half: did jADE HARLEY CUT HER HAIR IM ABOUT TO

hrhosmer:

It’s not just any garden wall.

It’s over the garden wall of the Eternal Garden graveyard.

Over the Garden Wall is about

traveling on the other side of death

elizabetbennet:

elizabetbennet:

so tumblr deliberately changed the layout again so that it overwrites the stylish script

and stylish answers with an update of their extension! 50 points to stylish! stylish wins the house cup! (just click ‘update extension’ guys)

haircutwizard:

math teachers: chaotic evil

english teachers: neutral/lawful good

history teachers: either lawful evil or true neutral

science teachers: chaotic good

the-rogue-0f-light:

PETITION FOR EVERYONE TO DRAW JADE SURROUNDED BY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PLANTS.

SHE WAS TOO DEPRESSED TO ENJOY HER FAVOURITE HOBBY. FOR THREE YEARS THIS GIRL HASN’T BEEN TENDING TO PLANTS OR PLAYING HER BASS FOR THEM. THAT IS A CRIME.

THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE SURROUNDED BY FLOWERS IMMEDIATELY.

peregrinemendicant:

Transparent PNG of Jade’s trollsona sprite as ordered 😉

yess thank you omg!!

Accurate god tier class analysis

Knights: Hero complex to the moon and back.
Pages: Doofuses who don’t realise they’re doofuses.
Seer: Try telling them that they’re wrong. I dare you.
Prince: Walking disaster and arrogant as hell.
Maid: They’ll devote themselves to helping you in any way that they can. Until you get on their bad side. Then prepare to be bombarded with four tanks, an army of gnomes, a flower, and lots and lots of fire.
Heir: You kinda want to protect them. You don’t for the life of you know why.
Sylph: If you’re still alive, they’ve decided they like you. And you probably don’t even realise they have a vengeful side. It’s because they like you.
Mage: Highly skilled in avoiding people and pretending that’s not what they’re doing.
Witch: Are they fully sane? Probably not. Do you like them anyway? Pretty much.
Thief: Assholes with talent.
Rogue: Good at dealing with assholes with talent.
Bard: I don’t even know man. Let bards be bards and everyone else get the fuck away.